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Outlaw Energy or the Season Finale on The Corner Box - S3Ep56
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Three seasons, zero missed weeks, and one comic book genie later, David and John close out Season 3 by making three wishes for the future of comics. They tackle disappearing comics history, the sanding-down of the medium’s rough edges, and the need for better journalism and conversation around the people actually making the books. Daniel Clowes, Peter Bagge, Chris Ware, Frank Miller, Jim Starlin, Moebius, and Richard Corben fuel a bigger question: now that comics finally won the battle for cultural respectability, did they lose some of their outlaw energy along the way? Then David raids the back-issue bins for Larry Hama’s The Center Holds and the gloriously bonkers 1975 Atlas comic Planet of Vampires, while John wrestles with Green Arrow, The Invaders, Death’s Head, and the beautifully confusing excess of 1993 Marvel UK. It’s a Season 3 finale about preserving comics history, protecting the medium’s weird edges, and remembering why the stuff nobody quite knew what to do with was often the most interesting stuff on the rack.
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[06:24] — Save Comics History — "I'd like to see all of the Moebius comics be in print, in English, and available." — John. John’s first wish becomes a larger argument for keeping important comics available instead of letting major pieces of the medium’s history disappear into expensive back-issue bins.
[18:43] — Bring Back the Personality — "My wish is that in the next couple of years we learn the right lessons from things like Absolute Batman." — David. A Taco Bell encounter somehow becomes an argument for personality, risk, and why comics get boring when every rough edge gets sanded away.
[19:42] — More Outlaw Energy — "My top wish is going to be more outlaw energy in comics." — John. From Eightball and Hate to Frank Miller and Jim Starlin, John makes the case for the rebellious, idiosyncratic streak that once ran straight through alternative and mainstream comics alike.
[26:55] — Stop Sanding Down the Edges — "It's the shaving off, the rounding off, the sanding down of the edges and the roughness and the garage band rock and roll of it that we are in danger of losing." — David. Success isn’t the problem; safe sameness is, especially when it costs comics the personality that made them worth noticing in the first place.
[30:07] — Oh, We Won — "It's like, oh, we won. You know, the battle was the fun part." — John. After decades of fighting for comics to be taken seriously, John wonders whether finally winning that fight changed some of the things that made the medium exciting.
[34:33] — Empty Calories — "It's super convenient. It's empty calories, ultimately, I think." — David. David’s final wish turns toward comics journalism and why meaningful creator conversations matter even more when instant answers are easier than ever to get.
[57:46] — Planet of Vampires Is Insane — "That's just the first issue, man. It is a roller coaster ride. I'm not kidding." — David. Larry Hama, Pat Broderick, astronauts, nuclear apocalypse, cannibalistic nomads, fascist dome-dwellers, and blood harvesting send David headfirst into the Atlas Comics rabbit hole.
Splash Page
[00:24] — Three Seasons, Zero Weeks Missed: David and John celebrate the Season 3 finale—and the proud comic book tradition of boosting the numbers by relaunching with another #1.
[03:10] — Three Wishes for Comics: A suspiciously teapot-shaped lamp produces a comic book genie and three chances to fix something about the medium.
[06:24] — Keep Comics History Alive: Moebius, Richard Corben, Lloyd Llewellyn, Marvel’s kung fu magazines, and the frustrating reality of important comics becoming difficult or prohibitively expensive to read.
[15:19] — Bring Back the Outlaw Energy: A Taco Bell employee leads—somehow—to Absolute Batman, Eightball, Hate, Chris Ware, Peter Bagge, Frank Miller, Jim Starlin, and an argument for keeping comics messy, personal, and unpredictable.
[30:36] — Comics Need Better Conversations: David’s final wish calls for stronger comics journalism, better creator interviews, and more places willing to seriously cover the medium.
[35:54] — Sledge Hammer! Meets Marvel: David discovers Marvel’s bizarre 1988 Sledge Hammer! comic, complete with horror parodies, terrible puns, fake Spider-Man, and some revealing artifacts from Marvel’s late-’80s publishing machine.
[49:57] — The Larry Hama Rabbit Hole: The Center Holds leads David straight into Atlas Comics and the wonderfully unhinged 1975 sci-fi apocalypse of Planet of Vampires.
[59:47] — An Evening of Misbegotten Comics: John closes the season with Green Arrow, The Invaders, Bloodlines, Death’s Head, Death Wreck, and the beautifully confusing excess of early-’90s comics.
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Dive Deeper Into the Back Issue Bin:
Moebius (Jean Giraud) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Giraud) - The massively influential French cartoonist at the center of John’s first wish: make his major comics readily available in English and keep them in print.
Richard Corben (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Corben) - David points to the preservation and presentation of Corben’s work as a model for how historically important comics can be thoughtfully restored and reintroduced.
Daniel Clowes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Clowes) - Creator of Eightball, Ghost World, and Ice Haven, whose journey from alternative-comics outsider to celebrated graphic novelist drives John’s discussion of comics becoming respectable.
Chris Ware (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Ware) - The acclaimed cartoonist behind Jimmy Corrigan and Building Stories, discussed as a creator whose success helped comics aesthetics cross decisively into the literary mainstream.
Peter Bagge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bagge) - Creator of Hate and former editor of Weirdo, whose preference for comics’ outsider identity becomes a key piece of John’s “outlaw energy” argument.
Art Spiegelman (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Spiegelman) - Maus creator and RAW co-editor whose push toward artistic and literary legitimacy becomes part of the conversation about what comics gained by becoming respectable.
Françoise Mouly (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7oise_Mouly) - Publisher, editor, and RAW co-founder discussed alongside Spiegelman in the history of bringing alternative comics into the broader art and literary worlds.
Frank Miller (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Miller) - His Daredevil work represents the kind of intensely personal, creator-driven mainstream comic John sees as part of comics’ missing outlaw streak.
Jim Starlin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Starlin) - Writer/artist behind landmark Thanos and Adam Warlock stories, cited as an example of a creator doing deeply individual, occasionally bonkers work inside mainstream superhero comics.
Mike Allred (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Allred) - His pre-Madman work becomes John’s example of fascinating comics that feel more interested in following their own instincts than fitting neatly into a market.
Larry Hama (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hama) - The veteran creator behind G.I. Joe, Wolfpack, The Center Holds, and Planet of Vampires becomes the unexpected connective tissue running through much of the episode’s back-issue discussion.
M.D. “Doc” Bright (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Bright_(comics)) - Artist and co-creator of The Center Holds, praised for his final comics work and his role in shaping the series’ characters an
Intro
00:01
Welcome to the Corner Box with David Hedgecock and John Barber. With decades of experience in all aspects of comic book production, David, John, and their guests will give you an in-depth and insightful look at the past. Past, present, and future of the most exciting medium on the planet, comics, and everything related to it.
David
00:24
Hey everybody, welcome back to the season finale of the Cornerbox . Yeah! We are officially ending three seasons You look gorgeous, by the way.
David
00:35
I love the suit and tie. The hair back. Fantastic.
David
00:39
I'm very proud of you for dressing up for the finale.
John
00:41
Obviously, you can get a pretty good view of it through that uh that monocle that you're wearing.
David
00:45
Thank you. I'm glad you noticed. Do you like the chain that hangs from it down into my pocket?
John
00:49
But both the monocles are very distinguished.
David
00:53
Well I thought if one is nice, why not two? It's the extra. It's a twice as nice.
David
00:59
What do you think of my uh Snidley whiplash mustache? Yes. The wax is pretty nice.
David
01:05
I uh waxed it up for everybody.
John
01:07
I wasn't sure it was on purpose, but now that I hear that it is, it's very nice. Okay, thank you.
David
01:14
It's a celebration because we've done three years of this and we have not missed a single week in three years, three full years now. Yeah. That's incredible.
David
01:22
This is a celebration. I want everybody to like have a party here, but don't worry, like we're gonna be back next week. It's not like we're going anywhere.
David
01:30
We just We just occasionally, much like comic books, like to have a new launch, a new number one, if you will. You know, because new number ones, traditionally in comic books, John, always bring bigger numbers. And guess what, John?
John
01:44
They do in podcasts as well. They do in podcasts as well. That was a guess. Honest to God, that was a guess.
David
01:51
No, we talk about this every year. We every year we get a bump. We get a not an a not insignificant bump in our numbers every year.
David
02:00
when we launch a new number one. It's not, it's like a thing, like new number ones. People just like number ones, John.
David
02:05
Yeah. So we're excited to have everybody here as we close out the season. Uh Schmingel Schorsenfepper.
David
02:11
gave us the extra time we needed to close out the season properly. That's our publisher, by the way, John. I know you probably forgot.
David
02:17
Yeah. Probably forgot that joke from a couple p podcasts back. So anyway, we're not going anywhere.
David
02:22
We just uh, you know, we wanna mark the end of uh of another season of doing this and uh and also we do want to boast the numbers with a new number one, much like everybody else in Cowboys. And much like everyone in comic books, we don't have any other ideas for how to uh boost the numbers other than just relaunch it with a new number one.
John
02:39
Everything else is the same. Was there a last episode, what would we do to uh uh to boost numbers at Marvel?
David
02:46
Yeah, we had uh we had some bright ideas, but the real idea that we would actually implement based on all evidence is that we would just want launch everything with new number ones. We got a stacked program, John. We've been we're already wasting everyone's time.
David
02:58
We got so much to talk about today. Uh install comic book related So uh, you know, I don't know where we should start because we never prepare for these things, but we do have a lot to talk about. I'm thinking maybe we hit your topic first.
John
03:10
Describe for our audience what I'm holding in front of you. It's not a metal teapot, though it does look like it.
David
03:15
It has porcelain?
John
03:17
No, it's a lantern, David. It's not a regular lantern. I you can tell it's looks like a teapot, and that's not what a lantern regularly looks like.
John
03:24
But if I rub it, I uh I am the genie. Whoa, did you hear that, David? I did.
David
03:31
Why is there smoke coming out of that lamp?
John
03:33
No, do you see the big blue guy That's here with me right now. That's who it came from. Yes, it is I, the genie, and I give you three wishes for comics.
John
03:42
Whoa! That's pretty cool. We've got three wishes.
John
03:45
Each. Each. Wow.
David
03:48
Oh, I only prepared for three total.
John
03:50
I mean three Okay, that's okay, me too.
David
03:54
The comic book genie is joined us for the season finale. We finally rate a comic book genie on our podcast. That's fantastic. We have three comic book wishes.
John
04:02
If I'm reading between lines, the idea is that their wishes for the comics medium or industry, not like our with wish list for Christmas
David
04:10
Should we be using our powers for good or bad or evil child? That's my first question.
John
04:17
David, they can't just be a name of people you want dead.
David
04:20
Okay, well there goes my old list. So we have to use our powers for good. Okay. Well, I feel like I'm much more of a Dr. Doom than a than a Mr. Fantastic. Like if granted unlimited power, I I'm not sure I would be very responsible.
John
04:35
You're like the what do you call them? The may the maker?
David
04:38
The guy with the big giant egghead thing. Yeah. Yeah.
David
04:40
Yeah. Yeah. That Hickman seems to want to use in every villain all the time.
David
04:45
There's a lot of villains with giant helmets. He did it with Professor X. I think he did it with uh Mr. Fantastic, and I feel like he did it with one other With one other big bed.
John
04:54
Maybe I don't remember. Yeah. It's a good look.
David
04:56
We've already digressed far far far away from what we should be talking about All right. So three wishes for the comic book industry in 2027. That's what we're that's what we're doing. That's what the genies uh Well I don't know.
John
05:06
I don't even know. It could I think this is a it's we're celebrating three years. I don't know that this is like our year-in wishes.
John
05:11
This is just like what do we What would what would you like to see happen in the comic industry? You know, what what'd be nice if it could happen? You know, I mean I guess if everybody got a billion dollars, that'd be a cool one, but like that's not gonna like th there's no mechanism for that to happen.
David
05:24
This is a realistic genie that we're what that we're dealing with.
John
05:27
Fairly, I guess. Also, you know what? I just heard a train pass by.
John
05:31
Very likely we might hear the blue angels pass by, cause uh it's that time of the year here at Fightertown, USA where I live. Lamiramara air show. Very literally the blue angels will be flying over this house in the next couple hours.
John
05:45
Mason uh said, oh, usually Zoom's really good at at cutting out uh outside audio. Friend of the show Mason.
David
05:51
We gotta get that guy back on the show. Yeah. Oh man, I just wasted our first wish.
John
05:56
Oh geez.
David
05:59
Dang it. Wait, wait, if he doesn't show if he showed I wish I hadn't asked for that. Oh, damn it.
John
06:05
Does that work? I don't know. Oh man, we may have just destroyed reality.
David
06:08
It's very likely that at some point that's what's gonna happen. We're definitely gonna be responsible for some really awful stuff at some point. Well let's dig into it. Let's let's uh stop uh beating around the bush, you know. It's it's your genie, so I'm gonna let you have the first wish.
John
06:24
I'd like to see all of the Mobius comics be in print, in English, and available. And and what I what that's sort of representative of is there's a lot of material out there. that has been available, it isn't anymore, and a lot of stuff that's out of print.
John
06:39
Also the sort of, as I understand it, potentially people overvaluing, people throwing away opportunities for the sake of greater opportunities that don't exist or that might not exist for a while. Percentage of something is better than no percentage of anything. Like I I worry about some pieces of comic history just completely disappearing as as new generations don't have the chance to get introduced to some of this stuff But also d I I d I don't just worry about it just out of purely selfish reasons.
John
07:07
I uh you know, I wish you could buy a copy of Lloyd Llewellyn for uh uh which is an American comic, a copy of Lloyd Llewellyn for less than five hundred dollars, you know, of the of the for the hardcover. But anyway, but the Mobius wanna, you know, it's it's been a long time thinking this uh of of mine on this podcast. Really bizarre that some major works on that aren't uh aren't available and it'd be really cool if if stuff like that was out for everybody.
David
07:31
Yeah, that's a good one, John. There's so much history, comic book history, and some of it is really like, yeah, important. And there's no mechanism currently, at least.
David
07:40
for that stuff to get serviced in a way that that makes sense for anybody. I think Mobius would be an exception to that. I think Mobius absolutely a publisher could do a good business with a Mobius, a sensible, smart Mobius series.
David
07:55
I would point to what Dark Horse is doing with the rip Richard Corbin work right now. Yeah. It is beautiful.
David
08:02
It is lovingly crafted and compiled. And they are taking the extra steps they need to like re-letter things where where it's necessary. without compromising, you know, the the vision uh of the original work, some fantastic historical essays uh uh attached to the work each individual volume of the works.
David
08:23
Yeah. And just a real joy and and super cool as a fan who was aware of Richard Corbin and certainly from time to time sampled Richard Corbin work. having this like wonderful series of big beautiful hardcovers, you know, really lovingly produced.
David
08:44
has completely ignited my fandom for Richard Corbin and has really helped me understand his place in comic book history and his contributions to the medium. And they're not insignificant. You know, they're they're fairly important when you really sit back and look at some of the things he did in the style in which his art was being produced was just mind blowing.
David
09:04
Mobius is like even on a next level of that, but like two levels above in terms of influence and and uh notoriety and popularity, like Mobis is much larger, looms much larger on the comic book landscape than than somebody like Richard Corbin. So yeah, what the heck, man? We need that stuff.
David
09:22
And I could say that about a lot of creative talent.
John
09:24
Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what's sort sort of representative. And it and Dark Horse does a beautiful job with their Mobius books. Like I mean, I love it because I've got all the old stuff. I don't need air airtight garage, although I would in a second buy a black and white a airtight garage uh reprint uh so I could have it next to my color one.
David
09:40
The thing about these collections is that they will occasionally get collected, like somebody will sort of rise up and do the work to put these things together because they're tend to be done in such big like omnibus fashion, you know, what hundreds of pages of work, you know, and these and then and you know the cost is a hundred and twenty five dollars, you know, uh for, you know, you know, ninety issue or thirty issues worth of material or whatever it is. For whatever reason, those things don't tend to stay in print. It's like they will get made, they will be printed, but then you know, five years later you're in the same spot.
David
10:11
It's four hundred bucks for the omnibus. And anything else is completely un unachievable. So it just once again, the scarcity is so high, it's not servicing I understand the the business side of that, right?
David
10:24
I understand that Oh yeah. It's hard to keep those things in print once you've gone through an initial print run because it's very costly to print books like that. But well then maybe that's the wrong model for some of this stuff, you know?
David
10:34
Can't should we be like Making those packages a little smaller, a little more digestible. I'm saving this for season four, John. I'm going down a bit of a kung fu rabbit hole.
David
10:48
You know, over the last couple years, I don't really talk about too much on the show, but I'm a huge fan of bad movies, like so bad they're good kind of movies, you know? Like The kung fu, Saturday morning kung fu cinema of the seventies and and early eighties uh looms large on my landscape of stuff that I like to watch. In the last two or three years I've watched a ridiculous amount of kung fu movies I think I maybe have seen every Shaw Brother movie ever made at this point.
David
11:13
So I'm like, well, where am I going to get my karate fix? And uh lo and behold, I found not just the deadly hands of Kung Fu.
John
11:22
Okay.
David
11:23
But uh Shang-Chi, master of Kung Fu. Uh-huh. But the Deadly Hands of Kung Fu, which I believe is where Iron Fist makes his original appearance, I think that's where Iron Fist uh originates.
David
11:35
But the Deadly Hansa Kung Fu was a magazine. It had comic book stories in it, but it was it was like there's articles on karate Oh, and like they interview like Bruce Lee and you know all these other like noteworthy karate guys, and some of the interviews are batshit crazy. It's fantastic.
David
11:52
So anyway, uh none of that stuff is on the Marvel app. None of it's collected.
John
11:55
Oh make sure.
David
11:56
I'm not sure why. I I don't know if it's because they just haven't gotten around to it yet or if there's some sort of like stigma on the work because I guess viewed through a certain lens, it might be problematic. Speculating there, I don't actually know.
David
12:09
But for whatever reason it's not on the app. And so so I'm left, you know, having to find physical copies of this stuff, and it's the cost is prohibitive. But they did do like these huge omnibus collections of this material.
David
12:20
But just like what I was talking about, it's out of print. And so all the c the cost on these things, like it's tough. Like the stuff is expensive.
David
12:27
When it starts at a hundred and twenty-five dollar price point and then the Print and run is limited and the value of it over a couple of years tends to go up, you end up really running into some problems. Thankfully, I've managed to find some cheap damaged versions of these things that I don't care if they're damaged, I'll just read them how they are, you know. As long as all the pages are there.
David
12:44
So I'll be doing some deep dives into uh Deadly Hands of Kung Fu in particular, I think. But speaks to exactly what you're talking about. Some of this material is just I wish it was more available than it than it is.
David
12:54
And you would think with the digitization of everything that that would be the case, but it's just not.
John
12:59
Is Shang-Chi in those?
David
13:00
I don't think Shang-Ti is in Deadly Hands Gun Few. Honestly, I just am diving into it. I think Shang-Chi is in Master of Kung Fu.
John
13:09
Yeah, yeah. He definitely is. I didn't know if he was in both because he was a pretty yeah, I think he was pretty popular for a bit.
John
13:13
But yeah, I know that that's always a problem because it's the Sax Romer part of it, that Fu Man Chu is He was a licensed character. Right, right. And they reprinted those issues a few years ago when the movie was coming out with the license, and then the license, you know, it ran out again.
David
13:27
And those are definitely the more like the Shang-Chi Master of Kung Fu omnibus collections are much more expensive than the Deadly Ham the Kung Fu stuff. Spoiler for season four, man, I everyone's just super excited now that we don't want to just wants to cut straight to season four after they hear me talking about this stuff. I picked up the first like 60 issues of Shang-Chi Master of Kung Fu, and then I got the omnibus of the first like 30 or 40 issues of Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.
David
13:54
I I think Deadly Hands and Kung Fu is iron iron fist. I think that's where he makes I think that's where he makes I don't know. I'm gonna start reading it.
David
14:01
I'm super excited to get dig into it. I read one issue of Deadly Hands Kung Fu and one issue of Shang-Ti Master of of Kung Fu. I was like, oh, I'm I'm all in on this stuff.
David
14:09
Like I this is my kung fu fix for the next couple months for sure.
John
14:13
Yeah, I really want to dig into the some of the the Master Kung Fu stuff especially. Like that's got such a strong lineup of artists Like just all the way. Yeah.
John
14:21
That's the Paul Galacy comic that everybody that loves Paul Galacy loves Paul Galacy for. Mike Zack, and then it's Gene Day, who was a spectacular as well and died very young. Wow.
David
14:31
The Shang-Chi Master of Kung Fu is a it's a comic book, right? Yeah. But Deadly Hands of Fu Kung Fu is like the one that's slightly more interesting to me because it's it's not a comic book.
David
14:40
It's a magazine that has comic books in it. Based on the one issue that I read, I'm super excited to dive into this thing. There was an interview with some white guy from New York.
David
14:50
who found kung fu as his religion and he's talking about I don't know I don't even know what his importance to anything or if he but he's talking about his school and and his thought process for kung fu and stuff and it's just like Oh, this is glorious. This is going to be so good. I hope every issue is like this.
David
15:08
So I'll be reporting back in season four, people. So stay tuned. My first wish, John, I'm going to tell a story first because we've digressed about a hundred million times already.
David
15:19
John, I went to Taco Bell the other day. I do not recommend. Alright.
David
15:23
I was like, oh man, you know, I haven't had Taco Bell in a long time. But they've got those enchoritos back at Taco Bell And when I was a kid, man, Enchorito was the jam. I'd love to make some choritos, those three olives, little slice of olive on top of that thing.
David
15:38
They don't do that part anymore, by the way. I love me an inchorito. So I thought I'll go Taco Bell and I'll uh I'll get an intorito and and and check that out and enjoy that.
David
15:46
So I go up, don't get an intorito because I forget what I'm there for because I'm old and my brain doesn't work anymore. And it's getting like three tacos and a soda. I go to the to pay a drive thru and I'm and I'm using my phone to to Apple Pay.
David
15:59
I mean, I use my Apple my phone to pay for everything now. I I use Apple Pay for everything. I don't even think I had my wallet with me.
David
16:05
I it was in my desk at the office. So I go to pay and the kid at the counter goes, oh, we don't take Apple here. And he said We only take banana.
David
16:17
And he said it with a straight face. And it took me a side and I pulled my phone away. I'm like, because it didn't really register, right?
David
16:22
Like at first, I was like You don't take Apple, that's wild. And then I was thinking about what do I even have my credit card with me? And then I and then it registered what he said, like we only take banana.
David
16:32
And I was like, oh, you little shit. That was funny. I was like, oh, that's it, you got me.
David
16:37
I was like, that was funny. And I, you know, paid the thing, right? And and I drove away.
David
16:41
I was like, you know what? God damn it. I miss that.
David
16:44
By the way. The kid was beaming. He was like, and he even told me he's like I thought about that this morning and I've been waiting all day to use it.
David
16:51
I'm like, well, I'm glad I could be the one for you. That's awesome. Which made it even funnier and sweeter.
David
16:56
Like the kid was just being a kid, you know, he's just having fun, right? He's just being a kid And I drove away from that with my three tiger's and my soda. And I was like, it just struck me that we live in a society today that is so corporatized.
David
17:11
Everything is so buttoned up. Everything is so by the s instruction manual in the book, right? You can't even have a personality anymore when you're having like customer interactions with people and things like that.
David
17:22
And it was so delightful to just have like Kind of a human interaction, you know, a a moment of levity between two strangers. And, you know, he got me and I thought it was funny. And and, you know, we both went on our day a little happier.
David
17:37
That kid was taking a risk when he did that.
John
17:40
Right.
David
17:40
He was taking a risk. He was not following the butt the manual. And but it was delightful. And even though the food made me sick, I might go back there because that kid was so delightful, right?
John
17:51
Did you tell him about the podcast? No, no, no.
David
17:56
So the tacos made me really sick, man. I don't think it was food poison or anything. It's just like uh it's not real food.
David
18:01
You can't eat that and think that you're getting a like a meal. It's like a snack thing or something. I don't know.
John
18:06
You go there for the interaction with I guess so.
David
18:09
So so anyway, it's a it's a fun, delightful little interaction with this kid and Long story longer, I worry that we're losing that exact thing, the personality of comic books. I feel like we're losing that in w in some ways, especially with the larger companies like Marvel and DC. We're we're losing the quirky, interesting, cool personality, underground feel of comic books because it's becoming Very corporate.
David
18:34
And I get it. Like these are multi-billion dollar companies now. You know, Batman is worth billions of dollars with a B But it doesn't mean that I like it.
David
18:43
My wish is that in the next couple of years we learn the right lessons from things like Absolute Batman. Well, then the takeaway is that it's the quirkiness, it's the personality, it's living on the edge and doing the opposite of corporate. is what makes comic books cool and fun and interesting and is good storytelling.
David
19:05
If we sanitize the stuff and sort of try to make everything look the same and everything act the same, I think we are doomed to mediocrity. I think that's the big problem with Marvel right now, is that you're seeing a lot of safe sameness. I don't know how else to say it.
David
19:22
Of course, there are stars in that sky, but overall it's just a sea of dark, boring, and I'd love to see that change. In see us go away from the corporatization of comic books in be more of the maverick cutting edge sort of, you know, lone wolf that I think comic books are when they're their best, that's what they have.
John
19:42
My top wish is going to be more outlaw energy in comics. And it was exactly what what you're talking about. Here's where I where I'd been thinking about a lot of the same stuff lately.
John
19:53
I've gone back and I've been rereading a bunch of Dan Klaus comics. Eight Paul and Ghost Rules from Eight Paul, but Ghostworld. And he's a you know tremendously successful cartoonist.
John
20:02
I mean he's had he's had three movies based on his comics. You know, you sometimes we forget about that. Only one is successful, but it was very successful.
John
20:09
You wouldn't have Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic Universe without Dan Klaus. If you remember a couple of years ago, we were doing the the our top books of the year and I read Monica by Dan Klaus. I was coming back to him.
John
20:22
I hadn't read him for a while. I was sort of puzzling through what happened. You're like, where did I go where I was like really into this for a while And then I kind of stopped paying attention to it.
John
20:31
And then also trying to figure out how that fits in with all the other stuff that I like. Because I've been rereading the stuff. I'm loving it, right?
John
20:37
And part of it was, and I don't think this is a correct opinion. I I don't agree with what I think was maybe my subconscious thinking on the subject. Like I think there was a little bit of me rejecting the mainstreamization of Dan Klaus.
John
20:50
The thing that really got me launched back on it is that Fanagraphics published a facsimile of eight ball number one. And I was reading that, and it's total crazy 80s, late 80s alternative comics. If you are a younger listener and you hate the uh Gen X irony and self-loathing, you might not like 8ball or this is what I think is better, 8-ball might explain it.
John
21:11
Like eight ball might like be the sort of thing that you look at and you're like, oh, this this is what it means. Like you're like this is on the cutting edge of that kind of like thing.
David
21:19
You want to understand your dad? Read this comic book.
John
21:21
Yeah, exact yeah. But like you go back to like eight ball, hate, naughty bits, like those late eighties alternative comics. I mean hate is called hate.
John
21:30
It's not about like actually hating people, it's just Buddy Bradley just being this sort of angry guy. It's a you know an ironic title in a lot of ways. And you know, you'll have Dan Klaus going in like as a character in Eight Ball, just complaining about art school or whatever he wants to you know, whatever he's complaining about.
John
21:45
But there's built into it this sort of self critique that he's also just being a jerk about this and he's aware of that that jerkiness about it. It was countercultural. People felt that way because that was not the mainstream culture.
John
21:56
The thing that impacts alternative comics at a certain point is Chris Ware. And he blows up. I love Chris Ware too.
John
22:02
And I I mentioned I was just reread building stories. And this is part of this whole same thing in my head. Where I read building story.
John
22:08
I didn't reread it. I read it, uh, because the same thing with Chris Ware. I was a massive Chris Ware fan and then I've just like not read his stuff for a while.
John
22:16
And I'm trying to figure out why, 'cause it's brilliant. I love it. But Chris Ware was like became an instant darling of the New York literary scene.
John
22:23
in a way that nobody else had, in a way that that Mouse didn't, in a way that none of the other comics of the eighties ever did, to the point that literary novels started looking like Chris Ware comics. Like the aesthetic became part of it.
David
22:34
Yes, a hundred percent.
John
22:35
Dan Klaus does an issue of eight bowl that gets converted into a graphic novel called Icehaven goes from a magazine format to a very Chrisware Jimmy Corrigan format when Pantheon publishes it. Now Iceaven is great. Iceaven is maybe one of the best graphic novels I've ever read in my life.
John
22:52
So highly recommend it if you haven't read it. But at some level I think that was turning me off that like here's this like like super l you know weird thing that that like I've got. Here's the indie band that I've got.
John
23:02
And now they're totally celebrated and they're totally vindicated. And the other piece to that exact thing is I saw uh Peter Bagg panel at New York Comic Con this year. Peter Bagg from hate, neat stuff.
John
23:12
He used to edit Weirdo, yeah, the Robert Crumb comic anthology. He was he was the editor of that for a while when he was very young. And I've heard him say this in other places, but he was talking about how Raw magazine with with Art Spiegelman and Francois Mouly, they were catering to make comics highbrow and part of the New York art scene and you know and trying to get into that literary scene.
John
23:35
You know, like a the the second version of Raw was published in paperback novel sized and and sold in bookstores And th they really wanted to make comics be a respected medium. And when they were all done with it, Art Spiegelman's like You know, I kind of miss being illegitimate. And Peter Bagg was like, that's what I was saying the whole time.
John
23:56
You know, like he wanted that alternativeness, that, that, that just part where Yeah, like he he puts out hate in like the new hate series that was coming out is coming out as comic books because he insisted to do that. Like they like Fanagraphics wanted a graphic novel, you know, but he was like, no, I want to do comics. And you can collect it as a graphic novel.
John
24:15
You know, and he was like like grateful to fanographics it wasn't like a you know, like a angry thing. You know, it was like I think they're only doing this to placate me kind of thing. And that's been like part of the DNA of American comic books from minute one, you know, that it was it was These poor kids, it was it the immigrants, it was it was it was your people with no outlet for this stuff.
John
24:35
And I've always liked that about comics and that was always one of the things that really appealed to me about superhero comics too. And that's a thing that I think is like largely disappeared from superhero comics like you're saying and even ones that I like. I like the literary, you know, the the the highfalutin literary stuff.
John
24:49
Like that's great. You know, like that's cool. Uh but I I I miss the outlaw energy of stuff at the same time.
John
24:54
There's something about Like imagining like the sort of generation that was like Shaken and Jim Starlin and Frank Miller and Walter Simonson Like here they are and and this is the medium that they're operating in. This is the milieu that they're in, but they're trying to do something, and they think that this is the end of comics, and they're trying to do something with it. Yeah, this is where they are.
John
25:14
It would have been a different thing if, you know, Frank Miller had been writing for Simon and Schuster. You know, like i i if if there'd been a pantheon and they'd they'd you scooped up Frank Miller right away. It would have been a whole different thing, but this I want to say something and what I got is a daredevil comic, and I'm gonna use that to say the thing I wanna say.
John
25:34
And a a lot of it was about the visual storytelling of comics, uh, a lot of it was about ninjas. Some of it was about New York politics or whatever though. If you look at the Starlin Thanos saga, it's bonkers.
John
25:45
If he'd done anything else than those things, he would have been like ten times as successful. But he didn't. He didn't. People that read it loved it. And you know, there's super important to a lot of people.
John
25:54
And it be obviously became super important to Marvel. And then you get this sort of more corporatized Thanos, you know. I mean I like the Thanless movies.
John
26:01
Like I I'm not I'm again I'm not trying to like slam those. I I I super enjoyed all the Marvel movies going through in game and everything. There's something missing when it's there's messiness and everything and I also think we're entering a world where a prompt is going to give you a technically accurate drawing and we don't need to do that anymore.
John
26:20
Like maybe there's a positive angle to this. If the prompt can produce the thing that looks like your work, maybe we need something else. I don't mean like looks like it.
John
26:27
It it's gonna be able to like emulate whatever's gonna be able to emulate whatever look you have or whatever. The storytelling of it is not going to be able to take comics in 1982 and turn out Daredevil or Adam Warlock or whatever So yeah, I'm with you.
David
26:42
I love the outlaw energy phrase. I think that's the phrase. That might be the title of our season finale.
David
26:47
Because that's exactly it. To be real clear, I don't begrudge the success of comic books. Like I love the success of comic books.
David
26:55
Yeah. I love the idea that more people are reading books and that that the work is more popular and more people are reading it. It's the shaving off, the rounding off of of the sanding down of the edges.
David
27:05
and the roughness and the garage band rock and roll of it that we are in danger of losing. And I think in some ways for for the big two in particular, you you've lost it. And that's why comic books are as successful as they are in our current pop culture, because they were still rough around the edges.
David
27:24
And I and I want that. I like that. I enjoy that.
David
27:27
I want comic books to be popular, but I also don't want them to l and maybe those two things can exist together, but I don't want it to lose its outlaw energy.
John
27:35
I mean, that's the thing I was really thinking about is that Dan Klaus is probably making hundreds of dollars a year doing eight ball in the late eighties. Right. Now all he needs to do is do a graphic novel at Pantheon every couple of years and do whatever illustration work he does.
John
27:49
And that's great. That part is a hundred percent good. Like he hasn't lost an edge.
John
27:54
He's gotten older, so the comics are a little different. Yeah, I wouldn't want him doing like a velvet glove cast in iron when he's in his sixties or whatever he is. Brilliant and wonderful.
John
28:07
But that was I was trying to reconcile that too of like there's still this thing I miss about the self-sabotage of 80s comics. I don't know if this is gonna make any sense. There's a comic called Odin.
John
28:17
It's James Tinyan and uh co-written with uh Marguerite Bennett and Letitia Cotoninci is drawing it. It's a story about this reporter that goes undercover in a white supremacist group that winds up maybe conjuring Norse gods or something. If you were to drop that back into like 1988 like man we would have been blown away by this 'cause it's beautifully produced.
John
28:37
It's on this like subject matter that in nineteen eighty eight for a comic book would have just been like mind blowing. You know what I mean? Like it would have been like, oh that's a great idea for a comic.
John
28:45
You know, now it's it's just like, oh that's yeah, that's a good idea. That's fine. You know, like there's just a million comics like it.
John
28:50
It it's a good comic. Like I'm not I'm not like complaining about it in in any way. But there is also the part of it where like it's coherent and it's saleable into other media.
John
28:58
I picked up a copy of graphic music, Musac, by Mike Allred. It was the thing he was doing before he did Madman. It was this like self-published comic.
Unkknown
29:07
Okay.
John
29:08
Frank Einstein is a character in there. That's who becomes Madman But he's not madman. It is like Kevin Eastman saying put a costume on that guy and we'll publish it at Tundra that gets him to put a costume on it or whatever or you know him saying do a costume character and him him being like oh you put a costume on on Frank Einstein It's like a story that part of it's about an angel, and then there are other stories about Frank Einstein, but he's not again, he's not madman and he's not doing madman stuff.
John
29:34
He's just going off stuff. I'm like, this is wonderful. Obviously nobody read this.
John
29:38
You know what I mean? Like what do you do with this, right?
David
29:41
Right.
John
29:42
I really missed that. But like the uh is there's gotta be a way to not wind up in the trash heap of history and still have like that energy of stuff. I think there's gotta be.
David
29:52
There's definitely a path to success for that.
John
29:55
No shade meant to be thrown on Odin. Again, I don't mean it like that at all. It's just like here's this like super professional comic.
John
30:00
It would not have been a betrayal of the ethos of 1988 for this thing to exist. far from it. It's like, yeah, we won.
John
30:07
And it's like, oh, we won. You know, the battle was the fun part, you know? The battle was
David
30:15
Oh dang, we won. Careful what you wish for, I guess.
John
30:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David
30:22
You got one more wish in you or is it That was my number two.
John
30:25
You only had two? Well I kind of only did. Yeah, I was hoping to come up for the third one by the time you call it.
David
30:30
I think we can combine that wish. So we got one more wish. I I'll throw it out there since you have ones exclusively to yourself.
David
30:36
We shared one and I'll do one uh on my own. My third wish with our comic book genie is that in the next couple of years we see a growing proliferation of comic book discourse in the public eye, where we have more websites talking about comic books, talking with creators. And I know it feels like there's a lot of that out there right now.
David
31:02
You know, here we are doing a podcast that's you know for 50 people, you know, every week. Five people, I'm just exaggerating. I just threw an extra 10 on there, you know, zero at the end of that's really But like a a more meaningful way for that to get shared in some way, like And for it to be more slightly more meaningful i itself.
David
31:25
You know, honestly, I think Heidi McDonald over at the beat, I think the beat is a really good site. I think it does a pretty good job of what it's supposed to be doing. Or ICV2.
David
31:35
I think ICV2 is a pretty good site. I appreciate what it's doing, and it's the type of information that I love, and I'd I'd love to see more of those. Or friend of the show Dave Harper and Sketched.
David
31:46
I would love to see more of that out there in the world and people more aware of those kinds of things and engaging with and using those things. Mostly selfishly because I I'll tell you uh I've been tooting my own horn for the last four weeks because, you know, we've got Miss Mina and the Midnight Guardians By the time the season finale hits the Miss Mina and the Midnight Gardens is over. And it was our most successful campaign.
David
32:07
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32:16
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33:23
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David
33:26
It's a great way to support the show. We don't take in the advertising and we don't do Patreon or anything like that. John and I just do this because we love comic books and we love talking to all of you.
David
33:35
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David
33:44
Anyway, it's hard to like get anybody to talk to you. Yeah, right. And and talk about things.
David
33:51
And when you do get people to talk about comic books, they ask the same three questions that everybody else has asked. I'm noticing more than usual sort of where we are in terms of the level of discourse and sort of like what's being pushed. Yeah.
David
34:07
And I just love to see it proliferate by its proliferation also sort of like improve the content. That's not the quite the right word, but I guess that's what I mean.
John
34:16
Yeah. We lost popverse uh this week. Yeah, like one of a handful of of of places that cover comics.
John
34:23
And I don't think that's unique to comics either exactly. Like I I I I think that's a problem for every medium right now. And and it it Yeah, no, I totally agree.
John
34:32
That's a really good thought.
David
34:33
Yeah, and you know, with the proliferation of of AI, you know, ChatGPT and Claude and and and these things, yeah And in Google Gemini, I I it's so easy to just type in what you want and have it spit out a paragraph answer for you that you just quickly read and then you move on with your day. It's super convenient. It's empty calories, ultimately, I think.
David
34:55
And I would love for us to continue to find ways to cook some really hardy meals in comic book discourse. And I think raising that discourse and raising the um number of places that are talking about comic books is is good for the comic profession on on the creative side. It's nothing but good for for that side of things.
David
35:15
So I think that would be healthy for the industry to see a healthy comics discourse media attached to it.
John
35:22
Yeah. All right. Well thank you, Wish Genie. Very welcome.
David
35:26
He disappeared like in a puff of smoke.
John
35:29
Yeah. Maybe we'll see you again someday.
David
35:37
This year we've been doing uh here's what John and David read this week. We've been doing that for at least the second half of the season. And so I'm not saying this is gonna be the last one.
David
35:45
That we're gonna do. I do have ideas for something we could do a little different. So this might be the last one.
David
35:51
We'll see. Okay. So uh hit it, Ed.
Feature
35:54
Here's what John and David read this week.
David
35:57
Yay All right. Right, John, you want to go first or you want me to? Oh, you can go ahead.
David
36:02
I have so many things to talk about, John. I I it's a season finale, so I went big. I went real, real big now Now, uh careful listeners might know that recently you well, and it's not even the first time, you mentioned a particular TV show from I guess it was the 80s, Sled Hammer.
David
36:20
Can you give us a like a quick synopsis of the show, John? Because I actually never watched it.
John
36:23
It was very directly a parody of the TV show Hunter, uh, which is a show that was on with a football player Fred Dwyer playing a cop named Rick Hunter. Yes, that is the same name as the guy from Robotech, but different character. He's basically Dirty Harry in a a regular a weekly TV show with a you know, lower budget. He gets teamed up with a lady cop partner and she's not as uh you know, it's sort of a hawk and dove kind of thing, right? Like he's he's really The angry guy or whatever and she's sort of the more reasonable one, but it's they even out and they're they just do cop stuff after a while, right?
David
36:54
And it's played for comedy, right?
John
36:56
No, Hunter's not.
David
36:57
Hunter's uh Oh Hunter. Oh okay, you're still talking about Hunter.
John
36:59
Like Sledgehammer is a one-to-one copy of with about a cop named Sledge Hammer, and he carries this giant gun and it's it doesn't have a silencer, it's got a loudener. You wants to shoot everybody and and it's all it's a comedy, so it's not like he actually kills people in the show, you know, but but he's just this like super uh over-the-top, dirty hairy kind of kind of guy. Like it doesn't go into like the judge dread where he's the executioner of the the you know, isn't that kind of thing. And this is sort of in an era when that didn't immediately imply
David
37:29
Civil rights violations and uh Right. A long time ago, the galaxy far far away.
John
37:39
I don't know, it'd be like if uh if you ran out of kung fu movies I wish there was a way for me to experience more drug glamor.
David
37:45
Well, guess what, John? What? I genuinely don't know how this got to me, but after you were talking about Sledgehammer on the show I was on the eBay's and this popped up, and I am holding in my hand up to the camera, Sledgehammer comic book number one of a two-issue series.
David
38:10
Was it planned for two issues? I don't think so. I think it's probably planned for more than two issues, but they only got two issues out.
David
38:15
It's from Marvel Comics. It's a Marvel comic book, John. Marvel made a Sledgehammer comic book in 1988.
John
38:23
Yeah. I bet the production company of Sledgehammer was New World Pictures, and this is when Marvel was owned by New World.
David
38:31
Oh, I think you might be let's see, copyright 1988, NWT Productions.
John
38:37
New World Television.
David
38:38
New World Television Productions.
John
38:40
That is why when I worked at Marvel and I had to clean out this room where all the archives of the comics were, like all the, you know, like all the all Marvel's back issues were. And we found the uh the complete set of original art, which had accidentally never been returned to the artist, of the adaptation of House 2, the second story.
David
39:01
Fantastic. I wonder why they never printed that. That's crazy.
John
39:06
I got a copy here.
David
39:07
You're right, John. This is uh Marvel Entertainment Group is a new world company, according to the Inditia from 1988. So that's absolutely how that happened.
David
39:16
Well man, that explains so much. Okay. It's two issues, John.
David
39:20
And clearly there was there was probably meant to be more than just the two issues, because it's not like it was set up as a you know a one-two. There's two one-shots, essentially. They're both written by and drawn by uh the same team.
David
39:30
And let's see, issue one. So Jim Salakrup is the writer, very well known, Jim Salakrup. I think it's a long time.
David
39:40
It's amazing. Alex Samyak? Yeah.
David
39:43
Alex Samyak. He's a penciler. And they got Sam De La Rosa to ink it.
David
39:47
And it's some, you know, it's Sam De La Rosa's no joke, dude. That guy can ink. And he inks the hell out of this thing.
David
39:52
Uh Rick Parker's letter. Tom DeFalco is the editor-in-chief at this point. Uh.
David
39:57
So in the first issue, it uh episode is called Creephouse, and it opens with a parody of The Bates Motel, the girl entering the Bates Motel and going getting in the shower and then the the knife. That's how it it opens with a parody of of that. What's the name of that movie?
John
40:15
I'm only about halfway through Psycho right now. Don't spoil it. Sorry.
David
40:20
Yeah. It's a it's a psycho parody. And then and then it it opens right up to uh you know Sledgehammer himself with his giant gun shooting. A pumpkin, he's carving a pumpkin for Halloween using his gun.
John
40:33
That's yeah, see that's the sort of thing he would do. That's what I mean where I yeah, that was that's the sort of violent thing it would be. It would be him doing ridiculous uh with a gun.
John
40:42
That's that's a great example. Okay. Stalcroft knew his sh knew his sledgehammer when you when he was when he took the assignment.
David
40:49
That it opens that way and then uh the captain Captain Trunk calls him into the screaming at him, calls him in an office. They've got uh they've gotta solve this mystery. And basically the the story is about an an Elvira-esque late-night uh horror show host.
David
41:04
And the two previous actresses who play the hostess for these this late night movie show have been killed. And so now there's a third one and her life has also been uh in jeopardy, but she's like a bit of a badass and so when the murderer tried to get her she just kicked his butt and he ran. But Sledgehammers put on the case to to keep her protected and solve the mystery of the other deaths.
David
41:25
Okay. And then it's just a series of horror movie parodies. Like they do Christine, uh there's a an old uh jalopy that chases him around a parking lot and tries to kill him.
David
41:37
Seemingly the Jalopi is possessed. Oh, and it's called pristine. They call the car.
David
41:43
Oh, look, that car is it's pristine. It's real bad. It's it's bad in the best way though.
David
41:49
It's like so over the top parody and so over-the-top like punny. Like every single line is just like a pun. Is that how the TV show was?
John
41:58
Is there a lot of puns? I don't remember that well.
David
42:00
There's a nightmare on Elm Street parody. Like and they each one of these is like a page, two pages, you know, uh uh and then they're on to like the next scene, but There's like just a groaner dialogue like Sledge is going to the movies and I'm rating this performance one bullet. Bang!
John
42:18
It's funny when you have that sort of thing 'cause it's like there there's a certain like comic book humor and it's a thing I know I've talked to you about this, but it's like those things where they have the cadence of a joke, but there isn't actually a joke, you know?
David
42:30
Yeah
John
42:31
There's a little bit of that going on here, but it's there is also like in everybody's defense though, there is the reality that this is probably coming out like fairly close to the beginning of Sledgehammer launching 'cause I can' Manuel imagine why they would do it later. And you wouldn't necessarily have the episodes. You know what I mean? There weren't there weren't like
David
42:50
You didn't have easy access to watching an episode over and over.
John
42:53
Right, right. It wasn't exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John
42:56
You there wasn't an immediate release of videotapes. the week the show comes out, right? Like there was never a release of videotapes and probably the studio isn't bothering to send anybody any copies of anything.
John
43:08
So you're really, you know, just kind of no pun intended shooting blind on this and trying to figure out how it goes. And maybe you're even like reading some of the scripts and maybe there's lines like that, but they're funnier if somebody delivers them. And also I was uh like eleven or twelve and maybe the show wasn't actually very good.
John
43:24
I don't know.
David
43:27
Oh, maybe they w maybe it was that. I don't know that I could recommend Sledgehammer, the two-issue sledgehammer series, because as much as I enjoyed it, I enjoyed it for the for the wrong reasons. I enjoyed it because it was so campy and so schlocky and and so like the jokes are just like awful dad jokes.
David
43:48
They're just groaners, every single one of them. And I'm just like, I am so entertained right now I'm 100% behind this. There's an ad in the back of this issue, this is 1988, for a comic book called The Wolf Pack.
David
44:03
It's a original graphic novel. And then there was going to be a monthly series to follow the graphic novel. And that is wild that that's how they're going to start a new property.
David
44:15
They're going to be like, hey. This thing you've never heard of that you don't know what it is, we're gonna make you spend ten dollars on it right out of the gate. at a time when comic books cost a dollar, we're gonna make you buy this thing that's way more expensive than what it normally would cost you to jump in on a new series.
David
44:35
And then we're gonna do the new series at the regular price. Like Go ahead and commit fully to this thing before you know what it is.
John
44:43
They did that a lot back then, though.
David
44:44
I know they did. It was really clearly wrong thinking. Here's another thing about this book in 1988.
David
44:50
If you look at the subscription page, I know you remember this subscription page, and I'm just turned into my brain. It's a very simple subscription page for people who aren't 150 years old. And it's just a Christmas, uh sort of a Christmas setting, and there's a fireplace with uh logs, uh, but the logs aren't on fire or anything, and there's like a Christmas tree off to the side with packages.
David
45:11
And there's a single stocking hanging over the fireplace and it's it's Spider-Man's footy. But the thing that's interesting about this is that and so it's a s it's subscribed to Marvel Comics and you there's a little checklist of all the titles that they have available that you can subscribe to. And the idea was you cut this subscription uh page out and you tick off the things that you want to subscribe to and you put a check in the mail in an envelope.
David
45:35
And send it to this place with the things that you've checked off. And they will take that and cash the check and start sending you comics. That is wild in 2026.
David
45:45
Like there's no way that works in 2026. The level of like scammy and whatever. Like the system is so broken, John.
David
45:53
We we used to have nice things. We could just send up some paper in the mail and they'd send paper back to us. And No, we can't do that.
David
46:00
Anyway, guess how many titles are being published in nineteen eighty eight? Marvel's pretty big in nineteen eighty eight. Like it's definitely the most popular Common book company in North America, X-Men is just like smoking hot.
David
46:11
We're months away from it blowing up into like the whole like early 90s and like Marvel just exploding right with Jim Lee on X-Men and Todd McFarlane on Spider-Man and all this is about to happen. So there's already heat in this kitchen, man. It's just like the gasoline's about to get thrown on it.
David
46:29
Guess how many titles they were publishing in at this time?
John
46:31
I don't even have a guess, man. I don't know.
David
46:33
Thirty-nine. Wow. Thirty-nine comic books, that's it There is a world where that seems like a lot. Marvel's doing double that right now. I mean, I don't know.
John
46:41
Several months ago in our the Clive Barker reverse thing, where I was reading through the comics that came out that week, there were more than forty comics that we
David
46:48
That was a couple years later. Yeah. That act that Ectokid stuff, the Clive Barker verse stuff was just a couple years later.
David
46:55
Maybe four years, five five years later. Anyway. Yeah.
David
46:57
Don't problem that. Yeah. And here's another thing about this subscription.
David
47:00
I'm talking more about this than I am about the comic book. There are one, two, three, four comic books of 39 are Conan the Barbarian.
John
47:11
Wow. You had Conan the Barbarian. You had King Conan.
John
47:15
Do they have magazine Savage Sword? Cyber Sword? Is there a Conan Classics?
John
47:19
Conan Saga. Yeah. Conan Saga.
John
47:21
That was then. I thought Conan Saga was later.
David
47:23
I was buying that. Okay. They were doing four of thirty-nine.
David
47:28
So so that's on That's a meaningful percentage. I don't know. I can't do math, but I bet that's a meaningful percentage.
John
47:33
Yeah, no, that's more than 10%. Yeah.
David
47:35
Here's another thing. There was three G. I. Joe titles going at that time too. Wow, there was Action Force GIS.
David
47:41
No, and that's only counting Action Force. I'm sure that was one around this time though. So G. I. Joe, G. I. Joe Special Missions, and then there was Tales of G. I. Joe, a reprint.
David
47:49
Crazy, right? Wow. Like Spider-Man didn't have as many titles as G. I. Joe.
David
47:54
Huh. Spider-Man had amazing Spider-Man and Spectacular Spider-Man. That was it.
John
47:58
Marvel team up too, then, right?
David
47:59
There's Marvel Tales. Oh. There's no Marvel team.
David
48:02
There's Web of Spider-Man. I'm sorry. There are three Spider-Man Titus.
David
48:05
Web of Spider-Man.
Unkknown
48:07
That was a close.
David
48:08
Well Giajo had just as many as Spider-Man though. That's funny. Well that tracks, man.
David
48:12
In 1988, Jadjo was hot and I love that book. And Larry Hama wrote the hell out of that thing and also wrote something called Wolfpack, which we were about to find out about. Not on the podcast.
David
48:22
Back in 1988, we were about to find out about Wolfpack.
John
48:25
Yeah. No, it's uh uh yeah, I read that I read that graphic novel not too long ago. Beautiful Kyle Baker Inks So I'm gonna jump into the other two.
David
48:34
I'm gonna do them real quick because we've been going on forever, but We didn't talk about the uh second uh Sledgehammer issue, but it uh it starred it featured Spider-Man in it, but they couldn't have Spider like the real Spider-Man in the book because Spider-Man doesn't exist in Sledgehammer's reality. It's a dude dressed up in a Spider-Man costume. He actually ends up being a bad guy in the comic book.
David
48:56
The only way that you know for sure that it's not Spider-Man is they put two black dots in the eye holes. So it's like it's the white Spider-Man, you know, eye, but there's two tiny little black dots in the eyes. So you can see.
John
49:11
I thought that was kind of funny. That seems like a classic move by those guys because there's a there's an issue the Ditco does that.
David
49:17
Oh, that's right.
John
49:19
Like those guys what if we do this? Definitely those guys knew that. Wow, that's funny.
David
49:24
The other cool thing about these old comic books is they have the bullpen bulletins. You know, it's just like the the news of the month and like a checklist of things and and they do profiles of like the editors and stuff And this one is a profile on Carl Potts, who's the editor of Punisher and Alpha Flight, Power Pack, Strike Force Moratory. You know, they just ask all these like kind of silly questions about 'em. It's fascinating to like I don't learn about these guys from so long ago. Anyway, there you go, there's Sledgehammer John.
John
49:53
You gotta get it. All right
David
49:57
I think I might be going down the Larry Hama rabbit hole, and it wasn't 100% purposeful at first, but I do think that now it is going to be purposeful. I picked up recently, I subscribed to this series through my comic book shop, Challengers Comics, uh in Chicago. They shipped me all my books.
David
50:15
Yeah. Because I'm bougie like that. The Center Holds from Boom Studios.
David
50:20
Written by Larry Hama with art by M. D. Bright. Yeah. Doc Bright, who I didn't know had passed away like shortly after he finished this series.
David
50:31
I think it's five or six issues long. The center holds is the name of the book. I had subscribed to it, but I missed the first issue somehow.
David
50:39
And so I only recently found the first issue in a back issue bin at a at a comic book shop here in San Diego. So I read I ended up reading the whole series kind of in one sitting and I really liked it. I thought the Center Holds, written by Larry Hama with with art by M. D. Bright, was great.
David
50:57
Like it was a great spin. on a superhero series, like introducing a whole new mythos of superheroes. I mean, Larry Hama's he's like 173 at this point and The fact that he's generating like this level of new material with this interesting material was really fantastic.
David
51:15
I wanted to talk a little bit more about it, but I just I think I'm just gonna say I highly recommend it. If you haven't seen The Center Holds and you see it in a back issue bin, pick it up, grab it. It's really good.
David
51:25
And it's a sweet tribute to MD Bright, who I think was very much the co-creator in the of this series with Larry Hama. And I think in many ways Larry was sort of taking the lead from Doc Bright in terms of like the story and the characters and things like that. So, you know, it's his last work.
David
51:43
I was always a fan of his from back in the day. People should definitely check it out. It it's really well drawn.
David
51:48
It's really exceptionally well written. The dialogue's crisp and snappy. The superhero uh designs and their personalities just It's like a whole new thing, a whole new idea, a whole new concept, a whole new way to treat superheroes, but also very familiar.
David
52:01
So loved it. Definitely recommend the center holds. from Boom Studios by Larry Hanno.
John
52:06
Like Larry's stuff, Wolfpack is is is a great example of it where it's like like that's almost the Marvel version of a Ken Langraff comic, like a real outlaw comic, you know, speaking of outlaw comics, right? Right It's more, you know, done more reasonably because it's at Marvel, except it's done by Larry Hama, who's like a madman, you know, uh I mean that positively, but like right. He's also like been like That guy's been through shit that you and I hopefully will never have to deal with and come out of it and and makes comics.
John
52:36
And he's had such a life, like such a crazy life that like that's what the center holder kinda reminded me of was like like it's bonkers, but bonkers and a real specific way. You know, you're not like, oh my God, I can't believe they did that. But it's just like, that's the character.
John
52:49
Okay. We're jumping there. Okay.
John
52:51
You know, there's a lot of stuff that keeps you off your heels and uh it's nice. And our uh Uh great friend uh uh Josh Bircham colored it, I believe. That was cool to see.
David
53:00
Yeah, colored the hell out of it too. He did a great job. Nice job there Uh that's a good way to put it. He kept knocking me off my feet. Not in like a um bombastic way either, just like this really like, oh wow, that's that's where we're going with this. Like it was real interesting turns and s and surprises that I that I just didn't see kind of
Unkknown
53:15
Great book, uh nice little surprise, definitely a treat.
David
53:21
The final book that I want to talk about though And I do want to talk a minute about this. And it's all is also by Larry Hama. And when I realized this, it surprised the hell out of me. I've decided that I really need to get into Atlas Comics.
John
53:32
Do you know what Atlas Comics is? Definitely, yeah.
David
53:35
For those who don't know, Atlas Comics was the brainchild of a former Marvel owners. Are they the owners of Marvel? Martin and Chip Goodman, basically the men would you credit them with creating Marvel Comics?
John
53:47
I don't know how to If I remember it right. It was basically the son of the original. Like like this a Stanley's cousin?
David
53:54
Yeah, it's something like that. Because it's Stanley's uncle, right? There is Martin was like the yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is Martin and Chip Goodman. They created a a new publishing company.
John
54:03
I think somehow they lost Marvel or got Yeah, it got bought by somebody. Yeah, they sold it and then basically started a new company. Down the street.
David
54:12
And so and what they started was Atlas Comics. And man, they brought some heavy hitters. I I and I did I'm only just not always the greatest student of history.
David
54:22
But they brought some heavy hitters along with them. And so I've discovered this Atlas Comics recently. And so I bought a bunch of the number ones basically.
David
54:30
So I'm just digging into this. I'm Just learning about Atlas comic books, and I'm having a blast. One of the first ones that I read, because I had to read it, was called Planet of Vampires.
David
54:39
Planet of Vampires, and it's uh written by Larry Hama It's got art by Pat Broderick, and I think it's a young Pat Broderick, inks by Frank McLaughlin and edited by Jeff Rovin, who I'm not familiar with. But the cover, it's pencils by Pat Broderick, but then Uh Neil Adams uh is inking it and it is a hundred percent Neil Adams piece. It's awesome.
David
55:01
First of all, it's called Planet of Vampires, and they're on some like crazy dystopian moon or something and there's people in spacesuits with laser guns shooting the laser guns and there's spaceships flying behind them. There's crazy looking spaceships and there's there's like all these People in the far background who are dressed like they're barbarian cannibals and there's explosions happening in the background. There's literal bodies and silhouette flying around in the background.
David
55:28
Goodness. It is an awesome cover, man. It's amazing.
David
55:31
So you see this covering like, man, I gotta read this. And it's wildly entertaining. The story is about this.
David
55:37
They open on page one with some introduction stuff. Page two and three is a double page splash of the coolest Like spaceship slash airplane I've ever seen. It's so cool.
David
55:49
And splashing down in New York. Uh and um It's awesome, man. It's drawn so well.
David
55:54
It's beautiful. Pat Project threw the hell out of this thing. And it looks like cool and futuristic.
David
55:59
This is the addition is February 1975. And the spaceship that Double page splash landing of this crash landing that we see on pages two and three. The spaceship looks just as like cool and sleek and modern as you could imagine it you know in 2026.
David
56:14
It's really cool. And so the story is about these astronauts that go off to uh Mars for a mission, like a multi-year mission, and when they come back Earth has been decimated with nuclear war and all kinds of crazy stuff has happened. Now everybody's like nomads and cannibals and it's just like total apocalyptic, you know, wasteland.
David
56:35
Except for this one area in New York that is covered by this big giant shiny dome. And within the dome, everything's normal. And not only is it normal, but cause like high tech Everyone's like militaristic and clean and everything's pristine.
David
56:49
The astronauts, they almost get captured by these, you know, cannibalistic sort of like SCSI nomads, but the people from the dome called domies Rescue them and pull them into the dome and they meet the leader uh inside the dome and very quickly you're like, Oh, they're Nazis The domies are Nazis. Okay, got it. And they pretty much spell it out like they exactly say, like, oh, you're not and so you find out, you know, fairly quickly that, oh, the guys inside the dome, the domies, they're a little fascist.
David
57:17
And the guys outside zones, yeah, they're a little scummy and they're a little worse off, but they're probably not the bad guys here. Oh yeah By the way, the guys inside the dome, the domies, are kidnapping the nomads from outside the dome and using their blood to create medicines. because their bodies can't handle the way the planet's being treated, whereas the nomads have some resistance.
David
57:42
So they're basically vampires. That's where you get the vampire part. Gotcha.
David
57:46
Um that's just the first issue, man. It is a roller coaster ride. I'm not kidding.
David
57:50
This was like probably one of the better comic books I've read in the last several months. It was super well drawn. Like Pat Roger drew the hell out of this thing.
David
57:58
It's really well drawn. Okay. Beautiful colors.
David
58:01
The story's wild. It's breathless. Like there's a ton of information being poured onto these pages.
David
58:08
Every page is just tons of info. But it never slows down, not even for a second. And so you're just breathlessly trying to keep up.
David
58:16
I loved it. I'm like, I can't I think there was at least one more issue of this that was made, and I'm I have to go buy it immediately. I loved it.
David
58:23
So Planet of Vampires from Atlas Comics, February 1975, gets my highest recommendation of the day.
John
58:30
Oh. Wow. Yeah, one of the things that I found, I I went through a period where I read a bunch of Atlas stuff and I I've still got you know a few that I almost always by issue three it was a different creative team and premise. For the theory.
David
58:45
Yeah, I've noticed that. Uh doing a little bit of research, but you know, before I'm like reading a lot of stuff, I've just been kind of like digging into Atlas Comics on what it was all about and you And they even changed the title. Like one is like Phoenix, and then by the it by issue three it's something completely different, but they've got S Phoenix is still in the title, but there's ten other words in it, or vice versa.
David
59:04
Like it it's And you know, issue one is like Steve Ditko and then by issue three it's like Larry Lieber and Friends kind of situation. So it's uh I'm very excited to to dive into all this stuff. I've got a ton of number ones that I'm gonna dig into.
David
59:19
Uh as far as I can tell, uh I don't know if it's totally accurate, but it it looks to me like Atlas Comics printed 61 issues of comic books. And I'm like, I can get all sixty-one of though. That feels like a collection I can put together.
David
59:33
So uh there's a little bit of uh my collector bug that I've been nurturing the last few years. That's that's kind of coming into play here too. But I'm anxious to read more of it.
David
59:41
Fantastic start to my Atlas Comics experience uh planet of vampires, number one.
John
59:47
Nice I had an evening of misbegotten comics the other day where I I sat down, I read some stuff, and I think it had like come with like things when I bought other things. You know, so I had these like sort of random issues.
David
01:00:04
Like they they throw in the free comic book with your with your bunch of other comic books kind of things?
John
01:00:10
I mean searching for a comic on eBay. And I'm trying to cut back on that right now and actually read some of the stuff that I've gotten. So this is like probably part of the uh the impetus here.
John
01:00:19
But uh it would be like uh you know, search for a comic and then I I could get the comic or I could get a lot of seven comics, you know, that included that comic like maybe another thing that sounded good and then something like like Green Arrow Annual number six uh bloodlines earth plague and I'd be like oh well yeah cool I'll check that out this is my evening was was was that open with that Go into uh Marvel's the Invaders number one. Your boy Dave Hoover, yeah. And this this one called Death Wreck from Marvel Comics.
John
01:00:47
Death Wreck? Death Wreck. Is that a Marvel UK thing or is all is it ever?
John
01:00:51
Is it ever? Yeah. I'm gonna go real quick because I really kind of want to talk about the last one, but the the the the green arrow annual happens to be Mike Grell's final green arrow issue, which is bonkers, because I had no idea that he was still even doing it in 1993.
John
01:01:08
He he came on with a series called The Longbow Hunters. I mean he he'd done some green arrow before that. We did the series called Lumbo Hunters, which is like the next prestige format comic after Dark Knight returns.
John
01:01:19
Not as good as Dark Knight Returns, but an enjoyable comic. I always liked that comic.
David
01:01:23
I think it did well quite well. Nothing was gonna do Dark Knight numbers, but I think it did okay, right? Yeah. I I certainly remember that series.
John
01:01:29
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. It's a good book So uh he writes th this comic called Lust Be a Lady Tonight. The thing that was most misbegotten about this for me, there's two things. One, I believe this is dr done in a in quite a hurry.
John
01:01:40
By Mike Collins penciling it with uh one, two, three, four, five anchors, including Mike Collins, credited last. Patricia Mulville colored it. This is exactly what I think when I'm reading this comic.
John
01:01:51
I open it up and I'm like, oh, this is colored terribly. This is super ugly. Then I turn the page and I'm like, Trish Maldehill, she's really good.
John
01:01:59
Maybe she's doing something and I'm like I'm too dumb to see it. But then uh there's all these telltale signs of this thing was color separated overnight, you know, where where there's just like like captions that are colored with same color as the background It's one of those crossovers where they have to introduce a new character, which sounds like a really good idea. That's like any issue, right?
John
01:02:21
Just introduce a new villain. Except this is nineteen ninety-three and not only are there like a lot of opportunities for you to take your good characters somewhere and publish them, like that's all there is right then. You know what I mean?
David
01:02:31
Like that's like that is the world right then. Shamin's tears is uh paper breadth away from
John
01:02:36
Right. And we're not getting Shaman's Tears here. He's not giving us the Shaman's Tears material with this character. You know, it's not he like does a terrible job, but it's like you're also designing all these characters this in this one month and they look horrible. Like you know when you're in the in 1993 when you would see this stuff and you're like, oh, that's horrible.
David
01:02:55
Yeah, but you know who did all those designs, right? No. All the bloodline characters were designed by Art Adams.
John
01:03:01
And that's funny.
David
01:03:03
I didn't know that. I'm fairly certain. That was one of the big conceits of oh wow.
Unkknown
01:03:09
Lucy?
David
01:03:10
Oh yeah, that's not good. I'm fairly certain that was the whole conceit of bloodlines, like they were the big thing was like, oh We had Art Adams come in and design a bunch of characters and we're going to introduce them throughout Bloodlines.
John
01:03:24
I will say this. This is Bloodlines Earth Plague. I don't know if that's different than Bloodline.
David
01:03:29
That might be different.
John
01:03:30
This comic gives me no clue about that. There's no hint for the larger story, if there is one, in the Bloodlines Earth Plague line of comics. I was really relying on memory.
John
01:03:41
And then also the little note here, the hook created by Mike Grell. So I I don't know. He got solo credit on this one.
David
01:03:48
Okay, okay, okay. So I just think this isn't like drawn super well.
John
01:03:51
And maybe the character looks okay if Mike Grell draws. The thing that we kept running through my head is there's this opening scene that is like I don't know ten pages long where mostly silent Green Arrow is doing these these like almost Robin Hood-esque Moves in this mansion where he's stopping these guys from robbing it. And if Chris Sprouse, if Jay Lee, if somebody had like drawn this with Maybe more than the forty-eight hours that Mike Collins might have had to draw this thing.
John
01:04:15
That could have been an amazing sequence. You know what I mean? Like it was a well-written sequence in the sense that it gave a lot of opportunity for an artist to come in and draw stuff which was not taken advantage of in this comic And it then it just becomes this super long sequence that's terrible and confusing.
John
01:04:29
Then I move on to the Invaders number one, which is Marvel's World War II heroes. This picks up exactly where the 70s Invader series leaves off, written by Roy Thomas, drawn by Dave Hoover, with zero consideration given to the fact that this is in the 1940s Visually, that is not a thing that entered anyone's mind in this company.
David
01:04:51
Yeah.
John
01:04:52
I remember seeing that at the time and thinking that. But it's like Dave Hoover is doing this. I don't know much about him other than he was drawing like the Captain America run a few years later where Captain America gets the armor and like Grunwall drawn in Captain America had some extremely high moments and uh there's some bits of his characterization of Captain America.
John
01:05:10
that I love and that I think show such an insight into the character that is really cool. And then there's the end of the run that makes you so glad when Mark Wade and Ron Garney come on. But this is a little before that.
John
01:05:21
Hoover's doing like a type in the prompt image-ish. And like that's what you wind up with.
David
01:05:27
Image-ish.
John
01:05:28
And Roy Thomas is writing a Roy Thomas comic around you know, as far as I've been in the middle of that. There's an essay in the back from Roy Thomas and at least I got the premise that these are like World War II heroes. Like I understand the larger story that they exist in, unlike Bloodline's Earth Plague.
John
01:05:43
So then I I picked up this thing called Death Wreck and I don't really anything about this other than this cover's pretty good. Monstrous guy kinda running towards you. There's a couple fonts on the on the on the front, but not like the mishmash of of stuff that was on the uh bloodline manual.
John
01:05:58
Right away it's like, oh, this is pretty cool looking. It's Stas Johnson drawing it. And Stas Johnson gets much better, but he's pretty good here.
John
01:06:05
You know, he's doing a he's doing a nice job. Paul Newries, editor-in-chief at the time. Somebody named Craig Houston is writing it And it's so Simon Furman-y, I was thinking, like, is this gonna turn out to be Simon Furman at the end?
John
01:06:16
You know, like is that gonna be a reveal? We start off in the year 2099. Which is about a hundred years in the future from when this comic is made.
John
01:06:23
And we're at an AIM research facility where this guy is coming in and trying to bust in. This guy's called Minion, and this is what he looks like. Is that Death's Head 2?
John
01:06:31
Isn't that Death's Head? So I I'm trying to figure out what is the context of this thing. There's a character called Death's Head that Simon Furman introduces, I believe with Brian Hitch, or at least worked on some of it.
John
01:06:43
They introduced it elsewhere so that he could appear in Transformers comics, but Marvel would maintain the uh the the ownership of the character. And he's just like space bounty hunter. And then in the 90s they introduced Death's Head 2, which is like a different character, but I don't really know anything about Death's Head 2 other than what I just said.
David
01:06:59
You know more than me.
John
01:07:00
So I'm like, are we gonna get to the end of this and it's gonna be like, and this is Death's Head? Like that's why it was called Death Wreck.
David
01:07:05
Right.
John
01:07:05
When this guy that I think is Death Said 2 shows up and they call him Minion, I'm like, hmm, okay, this is all going in there. This could be Simon Ferman. So all this is going on in my head.
John
01:07:14
Then we cut back to uh the year 2018, uh, which is like 30 years in the future of when this comic is made, to an AIM headquarters in in 2018. And the funny thing about this is that the 1993 version of 2018 is indistinguishable from the 1993 version of 1993 any Marvel comic. A bunch of buildings and high-tech stuff.
John
01:07:37
Also, really, if you get down to it, indistinguishable from a 2018 version of 2018 in a Marvel Comic. A perfectly reasonable 2018. If you show this to somebody and you're like, yeah, this is from the 2018, this is when they made it, you're like, oh, okay, yeah, sure.
John
01:07:51
You wouldn't be like, oh, they they got 2018 reel wrong. You know, like oh no, that's pretty accurate. But then they they they haul out a uh what is it, a nineteen ninety-one BMW that they use to build into this cyborg because they gotta do this whole cyborg program.
John
01:08:05
They they whip up this guy in this shot, this uh like minion one point oh we pretty quickly learn that this minion character in twenty ninety nine Uh and this is before Marvel twenty ninety nine, by the way. Has nothing to do with it. That just happens to be that year.
John
01:08:20
This guy's the greatest bounty hunter in the world But he started off as this AIM program back in in 2018. So what the bad guys in the future want to do is do like a Terminator type thing where they want to go and destroy this cyborg killing machine before it can kill them. So they inexplicably, I guess, the engineers that are building this machine back in 2018 have a time disc that our our characters in 2099 use.
John
01:08:46
They think they're going to pull the scientist lady who's like the the chief researcher at Dr. Evelyn Mecker, uh which is a crazy name. Uh they want to pull her uh into the future and kill her, and then they like send her body back and then and then Minion never gets built, so Minion never comes to destroy them in the future. But accidentally they hand uh this time disc in in 2018 to the Minion 1.
John
01:09:10
0 version. That gets pulled into the future. And then it just turns into this bloodbath in twenty ninety-nine where where this the first version of Minions built out of this nineteen ninety-one BMW in twenty eighteen fights all these guys.
John
01:09:23
And they like try to send him back in time and but they accidentally send him back to the old west. And that's the end of the issue. And And I'm still like, is that death said?
John
01:09:34
The funny thing about this is that unlike these other two issues, this is competently done. The arts Real nice. Stas Johnson does a real nice job on the art again.
John
01:09:42
It's perfectly good. I can follow what's going on like moment to moment in the story, but there's clearly something that I have to know in order to understand this. I think it is The the minion program is where Death's Head 2 comes from.
John
01:09:55
Uh because oh sorry, this is the other clue I get at the end. Is you get to the end and you can get, oh, you can get Dark Angel and Death's Head 2. That's a comic you could buy.
John
01:10:02
And I'm like, oh, wait a minute. And then you could also get the Death's Head few gold. So the only Death Said 2 comics that are advertised here.
John
01:10:09
So obviously Death Dead 2 is a character appearing in multiple magazines at this point.
David
01:10:15
Why?
John
01:10:15
Right. So and then you look, and this is like there's the Death's Head logo. And then Death Rec, that is definitely the Death Said logo.
John
01:10:21
So I think the idea is that this is like the First version of Death Said that gets pulled into the future in an attempt to fight Death Said in the future Which is like a pretty cool premise. Things go wrong. I don't know if we eventually get to that point.
David
01:10:36
But right now that entire premise is only exists in your head and it's not even It's suggested on the page. It's not what it's even suggested on the page, John.
John
01:10:47
The word Death's Head does not appear in this comic. Other than the ads for other Death Said comics.
David
01:10:52
Right.
John
01:10:53
Uh but yeah, no, the I I mean this is nineteen ninety-three Marvel, five years after Sledge Hammer was a world where the fourth Death Said title that month could be called Death's Wreck and not mention Death Said in it.
David
01:11:08
That's Bonkers. Five years earlier, you had three GI Joe titles and four Conan titles. Conan had the most titles of anything.
David
01:11:18
Five years later. You have Death's Head 2 supporting four different books on its own. Yeah.
John
01:11:25
I wonder why the the twenty-six comics on sale that week. Oh my god.
David
01:11:31
That's crazy. That's a good one, John.
John
01:11:35
Yeah.
David
01:11:35
The Marvel UK stuff, I don't know. It always pissed me off. It was like, stop mucking up my Marvel. Like, yes, I don't want any of this stuff. Like, get it out of here As a Marvel like a Marvel head, I didn't fully subscribe to it, but I I collected a lot of Marvel.
Unkknown
01:11:49
Yeah.
David
01:11:50
If I remember it correctly. Like I wanted to be able to collect all the Marvel stuff, you know, like a real Marvel zombie. But once that Marvel UK stuff started coming, I was like, ah, forget it.
David
01:11:58
Like it's just not even it's not even something I'm even remotely interested in. Never liked Death's Head. Didn't like any of the Deathhead stuff, you weren't gonna convince me that that was something I needed.
David
01:12:08
I was gonna clarify. So Art Adams did the character designs for the bad guys in the Bloodlines storyline. So the parasites, the alien species that were in Bloodlines.
John
01:12:17
Okay. And the alien species are the ones that ultimately, I think, imbue superpowers on a bunch of new characters.
Unkknown
01:12:23
Yes.
David
01:12:24
So Art Adams, he did the parasite designs. He didn't do the new superhero designs. The parasites he created are the ones that imbued it's in the story, imbued the powers of the new superheroes. Hitman comes out of bloodlines. Oh see there you go there's a guy Garth Innis and John McCray's hitman comes out of bloodlines, believe it or not.
John
01:12:42
I could imagine a Art Adams version of this character that looks good. This is the monster that gives the power to him.
David
01:12:49
That monster was designed by RMs. Apparently the designs were based on the seven deadly sins. So you get like. One of the parasites was Angon and if you know for anger or glonth for gluttony, et cetera, et cetera.
John
01:13:05
No, I believe these are based on The uh designs from the film Alien.
David
01:13:10
Yeah, it does look a little does look a little like that. The other thing that you said about that story that I thought was funny because you were saying it was like 2018, right? And uh Planet of Vampires is set in the far future of 2010. Oh wow. So it's like, oh wow, in 2010 we'd already been to Mars like multi enough times that we were sending people there just to do studies, like just to study the planet in 2010.
John
01:13:36
According to Mars and then they came back and there's it'd been a nuclear war on Earth?
David
01:13:40
Yeah, they were gone for like five years and in the U.
John
01:13:42
We need people to like see that. What Vars isn't that far away. How would you not know there'd been a nuclear layer on Earth?
David
01:13:49
They knew because the radio transmissions had said, hey, there's stuff going on here and and then everything went dark, but they They had to go back because they couldn't live on Mars. So they had to come back because of whatever they had a finite finite resources and they had to they had to return to the planet Earth. There wasn't like a colony or anything on Mars yet.
David
01:14:07
It was just uh Yeah. They're doing still doing research and study. I think we did a good business, John.
David
01:14:12
Anything else you want to uh We did good. Uh thanks everybody for listening. Thanks for showing up for our season finale.
David
01:14:17
I I I'm very excited to get this tie and heavy coat off and get back to my t-shirt and jeans. Thanks everybody for coming. We appreciate you.
David
01:14:24
And get ready, folks, because next week is the exciting start of a brand new, all new issue number one. Season four, episode one, next week. What are we gonna do, John?
David
01:14:37
What is gonna happen?
John
01:14:39
Could be literally anything or nothing, but probably something.
David
01:14:42
It's gonna be great. We'll cut you next week on the corner box. Bye! Bye everybody.
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01:14:48
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